Talk:Transit Bus

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Life of a bus driver
I don"t know if this belongs here, but my story may give other bus drivers a little insight about problems operating this bus or make them laugh. So, me and a friend found a bus in a valley, surrounded by trees. It was missing all its tires, battery, glowplug and headlights so we started running around the close cities to find all the parts needed. After fixing everything, we started the engine with wonderful joy, but we were soon stopped by a rock, the bus spawned upon. Aware that the game we play is dayz, we tried to figure out which bugs may catapult the bus away from the pesky stones. After a while, placing an oil barrel under the bus and afterwards starting the motor, seemed like a good idea to us. It worked, the bus jumped one meter in the air and broke free from his natural prison. Now set free, we tried to go uphill and learned how to switch gears to finally reach the dirttrack which would lead us to the northern part of the map. But on a cartway, the transit bus seemed to have even less traction, so going up even small slopes was denied to us. We turned and headed to the coast and Svetlojarsk. The bus felt awesome, it was driving smooth and steady, turn weren't a problem and we soon reached maximum speed, which was frightening. We decided to head for the small unnamed village in the northeast of Turovo, but a steep road stopped our efforts. Driving a bus for a long time, makes you kind of numb, its loud and straight ahead, so it was no wonder we crashed a lantern at full speed while having a good talk about zombies. We were in shock, both front tires where ruined, we shouted, screamed and prayed, but the bus wouldn't move. It was time for our spare double wheel in the back of the bus. Splitting the wheel required some strong force with a crow bar, but it worked in the end. We were betrayed again, our splitted double wheel started fleeing and rolled down the hill and away from our crippled bus. Again, our abilities were tested and we mastered the category "Downhill Wheel Chasing" and luckily got our wheels back. After dismounting the old wheels with a log wrench, we fixed our mighty bus and were back on the roud. to be continued